Accepted (2006): Looking for a Dean

The clip Looking for a Dean from Accepted (2006) with Justin Long, Mark Derwin

You know what?
This actually looks like the real deal.
Guys, I don't want to be too overly optimistic,
but I think this could work.
It really looks professional. Hello.
Hey, kid, where the hell are you?
Oh, I'm, uh... Listen.
I took another look at that website.
What's all this "be what you want to be" crap?
No, no, Dad, they just... they just have to say stuff like that
just to keep from being sued.
Yeah, well, sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
Glen, go long. Set up a meeting with the dean.
The dean? Jesus. Mother of hell!
Your college does have a dean, doesn't it?
I'm good! Yes, of course the college has a dean.
Dad, you know, he's a busy guy, though, you know,
he can't just, uh, set up a meeting with parents.
Listen. If I'm paying for it, I'm meeting with the dean.
I want to make sure you have the same education I did. A real education.
Dinner's at 8:00. Wait, Dad, Dad, Dad, I can't... I can't... Aw, shit.
I gotta trim this corner right here. I think I got poisoned.
What's up, B? We got a little problem.
What? Who was that, Bartleby?
We gotta find a dean.
In life, it's important to distinguish between need and want.
You think you want something because you've been conditioned to want it.
I want the Pump!
I don't got the Pump.
Look, oh, I got the Tim Duncan Adidas Cool-D's.
I want the Pump!
Listen, you insolent little snot,
there are kids right now in Asia who are sewing your stupid shoes together,
so that their family can have a bowl of rice to eat tonight!
This is the worst idea of all time.
Your Uncle Ben used to be a genius.
He'll be fine. Mom!
What did you do?
You're the one who emotionally crippled the kid.
You know what? Maybe he's retarded.
I'm glad my mother's dead.
He's just having a bad day.
Oh, my gosh.
You want me to be the dean of your college?
No, I want you to pretend to be the dean.
It's just for one day.
Uh, perhaps young Sherman didn't share this with you.
I've retired, I'm no longer a shaper of young minds.
Oh, really?
Yeah, well, technically, he was fired.
That's not true. I got fed up with the education racket.
So I quit.
I did send in my resignation
in a rather unorthodox fashion.
You sent the dean of the university a bag of dog shit.

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