The clip bribe Ray to go out with Eva Part 2 from Deliver Us From Eva (2003) with Dartanyan Edmonds
Eva is a piece of work, but we're prepared to make it worth your while to take her out.
You're gonna pay me to go out with her?
Are you worried that that makes you look like a gigolo?
No. I mean, I kind of like that aspect.
All right. I'm in a financial bind.
My landlord is selling my house. I need cash to buy it.
Man, that is perfect. Then we all can benefit from this deal.
Here's what we need you to do: Take her out for a couple of months.
Not just distract her, but make her fall hard for you.
I can definitely do that. And I love a challenge.
Really, she can't be all that bad, can she?
Eva's sisters gave her a cross with Jesus on it for her birthday.
The next day,Jesus was gone.
You're kidding, right?
No. When you do it, you have to make her fall in love with you,
then you tell her you're leaving town and get her to go with you.
Then you can dump her. It'll take her years to relocate.
Time out. I'm sorry. This ain't my kind of thing, you know.
I'm a lover, not a con man. Mike, let's hang out sometime, okay?
But, Ray- Get him a drink.
Take another look at her. That's not a zero.
But think about it, Ray.
You just had to bring up theJesus thing.
He got muscles. I didn't think he'd be scared of her.