The clip bar keeper advice from The Break-Up (2006) with Vince Vaughn, Jon Favreau
I feel like, I don't... You know, like, you dress however you want to dress.
You know, do whatever you want to do.
I'm done with the relationship. Whatever.
So, it's just kind of, "You're done with the relationship?"
Well, you're obviously hurt about it.
She got to you. You're hurt. I'm not.
It's nothing to be ashamed of. She hurt you.
Will you look at me? I'm not heartbroken.
I'm a little shocked. I'm a little surprised.
Gary, you're devastated. Now, what's the name of the guy she's doing?
I'm gonna solve your problem. What's his name?
What are you talking about? Have you checked her e-mail?
I don't check e-mails. I don't...
You can get a program that records keystrokes.
It costs, like, 20 bucks. Very easy to use. Okay?
You get a password, you check her e
mail. You find out everything about her.
That's how I found out about the Puerto Rican
that Stacy was running around with. Okay.
You are reading a little too much into this situation.
There is no one she's running around with, okay?
We had a fight over the groceries I brought home.
You're probably right. She's probably not sleeping with anybody.
No. Not what it's about. Okay.
Maybe she's with another guy, maybe not. She's not.
I don't know. I'm not Columbo. Okay?
But what we do know is that she doesn't want to be with you anymore.
I mean, I hate to be shitty about it, and so cut and dry, but let's face it.
She says she doesn't want to be with you, and I believe her.
Now, we gotta figure it out. And you're gonna need a place to go
and lick your wounds while you get your head right over this thing.
I don't need a place to go and lick my wounds.
You're gonna stay with me.
I'm not gonna hear it. Look it...
I'm not moving out of the place. Oh, you're not moving out.
No. I put money in the place. I put half my money in the place.
You're obviously not the one calling the shots in this case.
Yeah, but I own the place.
With her. Yeah.
But it's not up to her who gets to keep the goddamn place.
If you find out who she's sleeping with, maybe we could leverage it.
I want you to listen to me. You listen to me.
I'm gonna leave you a key. I don't need a key.
Why? 'Cause she's gonna put...
She's gonna move out of the place, Johnny.
Did she say she was moving out? She will. She's gonna move out.
Oh, she's... I'm gonna keep the place.
I'm not moving out of the place.
I'll leave you a key.