The clip learning judaism from Crossing Over (2009)
I can't do this.
I haven't even spoken Hebrew since my bar mitzvah, you know?
I didn't even know it then.
You know what?
You guys, you're all the same.
All of you. You're all reform at best.
Most of you haven't gone to Shul since your bar mitzvahs.
But first thing you do when you come over here is play the Jew card.
Haven't you got any shame?
Ouch. That's pretty-
Hey, Mum. Hey, hey, hey. How are you doing?
Yeah, did you get my message?
Well, what about the rabbi?
No, I need you to get him to write a letter...
...like on the Temple's letterhead...
...saying, uh, that I attend services regularly.
Uh, I was bar mitzvahed by him.
And that I'm, you know...
I'm strongly committed to the Jewish faith.
Well, listen, I'm kind of busy right now.
But I'll get back to you, though.
And will you do that for me?
Yeah, you promise? Okay.
I'll speak to you soon.
All right. I love you, too.
Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye-bye.
I got to be home by 10, yeah?
Oh, what about if I just kind of twiddled these-
...these side bits here?
You think I'd get away with that?
If I just stick these out like that?