Sullivan's Travels (1941): All the Roads Lead to Hollywood Part 2

The clip All the roads lead to Hollywood Part 2 from Sullivan's Travels (1941)

Did I ask you any questions?
I'm sorry.
It's all right.
You been in Hollywood long?
Long enough.
Trying to crash the movies or something?
Something like that.
I guess that's pretty hard to do, huh?
I guess so.
I never got close enough to find out.
Oh. Sorry.
Say, who's being sorry for who?
Am I buying you the eggs or are you buying me the eggs?
I'd just like to repay you.
All right, give me a letter of introduction to Lubitsch.
I might be able to do that. Who's Lubitsch?
Drink your coffee.
Can you act?
What did you say?
I said, can you act?
Sure, I can act.
Would you like me to give you a recitation?
Go ahead.
Skip it. My next act will be an impersonation...
of a young lady going home... on the thumb.
In that outfit?
What about your own outfit?
I mean, haven't you got a car?
No. Have you?
No, but...
Then don't get ritzy.
And I'll tell you some other things I haven't got.
I haven't got a yacht, or a pearl necklace,
or a fur coat, or a country seat,
or even a winter seat.
I could use a new girdle, too.
I wish I could give you some of the things you need.
You wouldn't be trying to lead me astray, would you?
You know, the nice thing about buying food for a man...
is that you don't have to laugh at his jokes.
Just think... if you were some big shot, like a casting director,
I'd be staring into your bridgework saying,
"Yes, Mr. Smearkase. No, Mr. Smearkase.
"Not really, Mr. Smearkase.
Oh, Mr. Smearkase, that's my knee. "
Give Mr. Smearkase another cup of coffee. Make it two.

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