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The clip walking through high security rooms from ALI - G in Da House (2002)

Sir?
What's going on?
'I'm sure it's nothing but I've sent some men out. '
I want maximum security. Patrol the house.
'The Great Hall is exactly like the one in Lara Croft's house
'in Tomb Raider 2 on PlayStation.
'So Dave, if you run at the pillar, that goes to the underwater kingdom
'and on to the next level. '
Urgh.
'If that don't work, we must somehow cross the touch-sensitive floor.
'If we lift our feet at all, we're dead. '
Electric boogie, break dance, electric boogie, break dance...
Nothing. We'll keep on looking.
'Next up, we is gotta go through the laser room.
'Dave, you'll use your special skills to help us through. '
Remember, if we break any beams it will set the alarms off,
so extra careful. Now, let's do it.
This is the funk, now hit me

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