ALI - G in Da House (2002): Stopping Center from Being Demolished

The clip stopping center from being demolished from ALI - G in Da House (2002) with Sacha Baron Cohen

Hold on tight.
Leave 'em alone, you pigs, they're senile!
Send in, send in!
I wouldn't do that if I was you.
Ali! I love you!
Juliiieeee!
Hello.
Start the demolition.
Wait! Don't listen to him! He's a criminal.
And not even the good kind that sell drugs or do drive-bys.
I is got proof here that he is trying to destroy Staines.
So what? It's a shithole.
Arrest them.
Oh, shit. We is going to jail.
Every day for the next 20 years we'll get bummed in the showers.
Hold it. Release him.
Under what authority?
I'm the acting Prime Minister. You are the disgraced one.
Disgraced by you. And this tape proves it.
Kate.
No, David.
When I first entered politics, it was to create a better world,
a world of honesty, integrity and truth.
But somewhere along the way that vision was lost.
My dream was tarnished and instead I discovered greed,
avarice and corruption...
Boring!
Arrest him.
Enjoy your life with this fool. You two deserve each other.
Piss off.
Oh, nice!
We're not going to build Terminal 5 over Staines.
We'll demolish Slough instead.
Wicked.
As of now I need a new Deputy Prime Minister.

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