The clip cabinet meetings from ALI - G in Da House (2002)
Me saw a lot of stuff, most of it from Germany,
of these blokes going in through the back door.
He's right. In Germany, I experienced it myself.
I remember one time
there were these two huge African men
who managed to squeeze themselves into... this tiny box.
How long was they in there for?
It was incredibly emotional.
It must've hurt.
It still does.
So, John, what are we going to do about these asylum seekers?
We can't let them all in, it would cripple the economy.
Let's think about this.
What's the main thing we ain't got enough of in the UK?
We ain't got enough fit women.
And we's got too many mingers.
No offence, Karen.
So we let in all the fit refugees and turn away the rank ones.
Then we solve both problems.
We is knobbing two birds with one connie.
This is ludicrous.
What do you think?
I think... we should keep it real.
Back to Slovenia.
Education standards are at their lowest for 15 years.
That is because kids is learning stuff that ain't no use to them.
Who here has ever used maths? Or English?
Exactly. Let's start making education relevant.
If Kevin buys six ounces of Jamaican sinsemilla from Fat Tony
for �480 cash in hand,
The clip having-a-plan from Love Actually (2003) with Bill Nighy, Liam Neeson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. You know I love Christmas, I always will My mind's made up, the way that I feel There's no beginning, there'll be no end Cos on Christmas you can depend Daniel. I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me. Well, girls love musicians, don't they? Uh-huh. Even the weird ones get girlfriends. That's right. Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl. Whatever. There's this big concert... at the end of term and Joanna's in it. I thought if I was in the band... and played superbly, she might fall in love with me. What do you think? I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar. Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. I don't play a musical instrument? Yes, sir. A tiny, insignificant detail. (Loud, repetitive snare hits)... (Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes I go out of my mind
The clip sarah-meets-with-her-brother from Love Actually (2003) with Emma Thompson, Emma Thompson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Have you been watching stuff on TV? Yeah. Every night. - Good. And every day. The nurses are trying to kill me. Nobody's trying to kill you, babe. Thank you. Don't do that, my darling. Thank you. Don't do that. (Dog barking in distance)