ALI - G in Da House (2002): Cabinet Meetings

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Me saw a lot of stuff, most of it from Germany,
of these blokes going in through the back door.
He's right. In Germany, I experienced it myself.
Respect.
I remember one time
there were these two huge African men
who managed to squeeze themselves into... this tiny box.
How long was they in there for?
15 hours.
It was incredibly emotional.
It must've hurt.
It still does.
Sorry.
So, John, what are we going to do about these asylum seekers?
We can't let them all in, it would cripple the economy.
Oooh!
Yes, Ali?
Let's think about this.
What's the main thing we ain't got enough of in the UK?
Hospitals.
No.
Libraries?
Behave!
We ain't got enough fit women.
And we's got too many mingers.
No offence, Karen.
So we let in all the fit refugees and turn away the rank ones.
Then we solve both problems.
We is knobbing two birds with one connie.
This is ludicrous.
What do you think?
I think... we should keep it real.
Fit.
Fit... fit.
Wait.
Back to Slovenia.
Education standards are at their lowest for 15 years.
That is because kids is learning stuff that ain't no use to them.
Who here has ever used maths? Or English?
Exactly. Let's start making education relevant.
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for �480 cash in hand,

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