ALI - G in Da House (2002): Ali-g Campaigning in District

The clip ali-g campaigning in district from ALI - G in Da House (2002)

Easy, rude boy. Me name be Ali G and me is here representing Staines.
Can me count on your vote?
Definitely not.
Hairy muff.
Seeing as I is here,
could me interest you in a quarter of Moroccan black?
It's well good shit!
Dave, it's your turn to shit through the letterbox.
Our anti-bullying programme has won lots of praise.
Instances of bullying in this school are at an all-time low.
Jonathan used to suffer terribly from bullies.
I ain't surprised. Look at him.
Hey, fatty bum bum. Hey, fatty bum bum. Want another cream cake?
Boiiing! Boiiing! Boiiing!
He is well fat, though.
All you motherfuckers, fuck-fuck-fuck fuckers!
Vote for the G, the motherfuckin' G. Me, the motherfuckin' G.
All the bitches in the house say yo.
Vote for me cos me know what you lezzers want.
I is a big supporter of your cause and I is got many of your videos.
If you vote for me, me give you me pledge to lower taxes on strap-ons.
Why is you getting so eggy? Is you all on?
Ladies and gentlemen, to commemorate the town hall extension,
we're asking all the candidates to lay down a brick.
Ali, would you lay one for us now?
What, here?
We would be honoured.
In front of everyone?
Yes.
Not bad.
This is absolutely vital.

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