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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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  By metaops

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The clip taking back the wish from Liar Liar (1997) with Jim Carrey, Justin Cooper

"I do not like them, Sam I Am.
"I do not like green eggs and ham.
"Would you like them here or there?
I would not like them-"
Excuse me.
Hi. I'm Max's bad father- Er, I'm his father.
Dad!
Could I borrow him for just one second?
Monster Max!
You came to play catch?
I'd like to, but I can't. I gotta talk to you.
Your mommy told me about that wish you made last night. It came true, Max.
Really? You mean you have to tell the truth?
Yes.
No matter what?
No matter what!
Is wrestling real?
In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.
Will sitting too close to the TV set make me go blind?
Not in a million years.
If I keep making this face, will it get stuck that way?
Uh-uh. In fact some people make a good living that way.
Now listen, Max. You've gotta do something for me.
I need you to take back that wish.
So you can lie?
Yes.
But not to you. You see, Max,
sometimes grownups need to lie.
It's hard to explain, but if-
Look, here's a good example. When your mommy was pregnant with you,
she gained 40 pounds; there was nothing she wouldn't eat.
And Daddy was scared. But when she'd ask me, "How do I look?"
I'd say, "Honey, you look great. You're glowing. "
If I had told Mommy she looked like a cow, it would have hurt her feelings.
Understand?
My teacher tells me real beauty's on the inside.
That's just something ugly people say.
Max, no one can survive in the adult world if they have to stick to the truth.
I could lose my case, I could lose my promotion, I could even lose my job.
Now, I need your help, Max.
Okay.
Okay. Do whatever you did last night,
only this time, make it an "unwish. "