Liar Liar (1997): Being a Bad Father

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The clip being a bad father from Liar Liar (1997) with Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney

Audrey! Wait!
Wait, Audre...
The clip being a bad father from Liar Liar (1997) with Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney

Audrey! Wait!
Wait, Audrey. Ooh! Hold on. Wait!
Wait. I just had an insight into myself. I'm crazy.
You call and say, "Wait, I'll be right over,"
and here's the crazy part- I actually wait.
I can explain this.
I have missed a department meeting.
Did you come in a cab?
Yes!
Where's your car?
Thank you! I can't tell you how much this means to me.
I can. $1,654.11.
How do you sleep at night?
I'm takin' this.
You scratched my car!
Where?
Right there!
Oh, there. That was already there.
Why, you!
You liar!
You know what I'm gonna do about this?
What?
Nothing! Because if I take you to court, it'll drain eight hours out of my life,
and you won't show up, and if I got the judgement, you'd just stiff me anyway!
So I'm gonna piss and moan like an impotent jerk...
and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
You been here before, haven't ya?
Well, I can't remember when I've had more fun,
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