The clip Will meets Rachel from About a Boy (2002) with Hugh Grant
First of all, Marcus got a crush on a girl.
Hello. Piss off.
And then, even stranger, so did I.
It was all Marcus' fault, really...
...because once you open your door to one person, anyone can come in.
On New Year's Eve, I met Rachel.
She was interesting, smart and attractive.
And for about five minutes, I had her convinced that I was, too.
...things like political events.
You in television?
Am I in television? No.
Everyone else is in television.
I watch television.
Right, right. So you're more in front of it than in it.
In it, yeah.
Yes, I get it, yeah.
It was torture.
For five minutes I realized what life would be like if I were, in any way, interesting.
If I had anything to say for myself, if I did anything.
But I didn't do anything.
And in about 30 seconds she'd know and she'd be gone like a shot.
So what do you do?
I'm sort of taking a bit of time off at the moment.
Sounds good, yeah.
Time off from what?
To be absolutely honest, time off from time off, in fact.
The interesting thing about me is I don't actually do anything.
You don't do anything?
Now, Rachel, darling.
East Coast or West Coast rap?
I have absolutely no...
There. She was gone. There was no more to say.
All rap music sounds exactly the same to me.
Or was there?
I tell you what. I know a 12-year-old who'd kill you for saying that.