About a Boy (2002): Spat

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The clip spat from About a Boy (2002) with Hugh Grant

It was fine deciding single mums were the future...
...
The clip spat from About a Boy (2002) with Hugh Grant

It was fine deciding single mums were the future...
...but the frustrating truth was I didn't have their numbers.
Hi, Dad.
Hey.
Where did they hang out?
I'm a single father, I have a 2-year-old boy.
I'm a single father, I have a 2-year-old boy.
I'm a single father, I have a 2-year-old boy.
SPAT.
This was exciting.
A potential gold mine of single mums.
I could see the beautiful creatures now, getting roaring drunk...
...forgetting their troubles, ready to rock and roll.
That was when I was 7 months pregnant.
By the time I had the baby, he was in Majorca with another woman.
Not even the one he cheated on me with the first time.
Well, with me, it was the week before the birth.
He said I'd got too fat.
Mine was shagging his secretary.
Such a cliche.
I'll tell you one thing: Men are bastards.
After about 10 minutes...
...I wanted to cut my own penis off with a kitchen knife.
Me.
Yes.
I have a 2-year-old. Ned.
He's got blue eyes and sort of sandy-colored hair...
...and he's about 2'3".
And his mum left.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, obviously it was a very big shock...
...because we were so happy, you know?
Sandra's neurology practice was just up and running...
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