The clip Status Check at the Prom Part 2 from American pie (1999) with Jason Biggs, Eddie Kaye Thomas
I've never even had sex, and already, I can't stand it. I hate sex!
And I'm not gonna stand around here busting my balls over something that,
quite frankly, isn't that damn important.
I'm gonna go hang out with that geek over there...
'cause at least she has something else to talk about besides sex.
You know, at least I learned how to shit in school, buddy.
How come you have no date?
I like to keep my options open.
I got something for you.
Consider it a consolation prize.
Jessica, this is great! Wow!
Felt sorta guilty
No, I spent 50 on the flask, 150 on the earrings.
These are, uh-
Let me just clarify...
that you have no chance of scoring with me, Finch.
Of course not!
So I take it you and Sherman are pretty close, huh?
You met at that party a while back, right?
Yeah, we were up all night together.
We had one of those amazingly deep conversations...
where you feel like you really get to know someone.
Deep conversation, huh?
Is that what you call it?
What else would I call it?