The clip Talking to Michelle from American pie (1999) with Jason Biggs, Alyson Hannigan
Stifler's mom got it in the divorce.
That reminds me of this one time-
Hey, can I ask you a question?
How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them,
and you don't have any.
Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh-
They're just a little more risque than tales of band camp.
Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me!
Okay. You want a story?
Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer-