The clip What does third base feel like? from American pie (1999) with Thomas Ian Nicholas, Eddie Kaye Thomas
All right. I'm shooting for a 9:00 E.T.A. Beer in hand by five after.
I wish you wouldn't do that.
So, you got something up your sleeve for tonight?
This is a foolproof plan, my friend.
I have a serious question to ask you guys. Okay.
You know Nadia the Czechoslovakian chick? She might be there tonight.
Now, do you think she would prefer...
cool, hip Jim?
I don't think it really matters with that shirt you're wearing.
What? Correct me if I'm wrong but you're the one with the girlfriend...
and you're still stranded on third base.
Hey, at least I know what third base feels like, okay?
You're still just a batboy.
What are you talking about?
What exactly does third base feel like?
You wanna take this one?
Like warm apple pie.
Apple pie, huh?
McDonald's or homemade?
Gentlemen, destiny awaits.