American Pie (1999): The Mission: Sex

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The clip The mission: Sex from American pie (1999) with Thomas Ian Nicholas, Jason Biggs

No prostitutes. That's what you're thinkin', Finch. -
Busted.
So, basically, prom is our last chance.
Oh, dude. Prom sucks.
I know,
but you gotta think about it this way.
I mean, all the parties afterwards? The chicks are going to want to do it.
Yeah-yeah, he's right. It's, like tradition or something.
The Rose Bowl.
So, that gives us-
Exactly three weeks to the day.
We're gonna do this.
All right, to the next step!
Next step!
Next step!
Next step!
I have visions I was in them I was lookin' into the mirror -
To see a little bit clearer -
The rottenness and evil in me -
Fingertips have memories I can't forget the curves of your body -
And when I feel a bit naughty -
I run it up the flagpole and see -
Who salutes but no one ever does -
I'm not sick but I'm not well -
I'm not sick but I'm not well -
And I'm so hot -
'Cause I'm in hell -
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding -
The cretins cloning and feeding -
Well, did you get the flowers?
And I don't even own a TV -
Hear the voices in my head I swear to God -
It sounds like they're snoring -
But if you're poor and you're boring -
The agony and the irony -
They're killing me - Whoa!
I'm not sick but I'm not well -
And I'm so hot -
'Cause I'm in hell -
Don't worry. You'll get her back soon enough.

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