Opportunity Knocks (1990): on the Phone with Sal

The clip on the phone with Sal from Opportunity Knocks (1990) with Dana Carvey

And the colored girls say Doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Eddie, don't. Don't answer it.
Eddie, resist the temptation just this once.
I can't. Why not? You can. Just this once.
Come on. I have to. Uh... Hello.
Greetings. My name is Tagra.
Am I talking to the jerk who stole my car?
Listen, scumbag... He's really pissed. Great.
I do not appreciate your profanity.
If you wish to continue this conversation,
may I suggest a new attitude, one more positive?
Listen to me, jerk face... I am talking!
You do not talk when I talk.
You do not talk when I talk. When I talk, you do not talk.
It is very simple. When I talk, you do not talk.
Now, who am I talking to?
Hey, punk, this is Sal Nichols,
and you'd better shut your mouth and listen. Ohhh.
Oh, I am speaking with Sal Nichols, and you want your car.
Sal Nichols? Hang up. Hang up!
Ah! Oh! Ah! Sal Nichols! Oh, great!
Pull over. Where?
Here! Anywhere! Pull over!
Let's go. Let's go! Eddie! Let's go!
Run! Come on, Eddie!

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