The Producers (2005): Empty Safe

The clip Empty safe from The Producers (2005) with Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick

Oh, Max. Max, she's fantastic.
The most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
I've never felt this way before.
It's like a volcano erupting inside of me...
...like hot lava rising higher and higher and-
What is that, Max?
What is it?
It's called an erection. It's either that or malaria.
But don't worry, they have shots for everything now.
Come here, I want to show you something.
What do you see?
Nothing.
Exactly. But now that we've got our sure-fire flop...
...it's gonna be our job to fill that safe with 2 million dollars.
Two million? Gee, how much do we put in?
How much-? How much do we put in?
Bloom...
...the two cardinal rules of being a Broadway producer...
...are one, never put your own money in the show.
And two?
Never put your own money in the show!
Get it?
Got it.
Good.
So how do we raise the money?
How? I'll tell you how.
From my investors.
Hundreds of little old ladies...
...all looking to Max Bialystock for one last thrill on their way to the cemetery.
So in the days to come, Bloom, you shall see very little of me.
And right now, I'd like to see very little of you.
Scram while I get myself ready.
For Max Bialystock is about to launch himself...
...into little-old-lady land.

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