The Producers (2005): Finding the Worst Play

The clip Finding the worst play from The Producers (2005) with Nathan Lane

Oh, Max...
Oh, Max, let's give up. I can't read anymore.
How many plays can a person read?
Stop complaining.
We have to find the worst play ever written.
I've been reading all night.
Who cares?
You wanna be a producer, read, read. Keep reading.
Here's one.
Act I, scene one.
"Gregor Samsa awoke one morning to discover...
...that he had been transformed into a giant cockroach. "
No, too good.
" But how could you see me? The glass was frosted. "
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I've read this before.
I think I've read this one before. What's it called? What's it called?
The Frosted Glass.
Max, I'm reading plays that I read last night, Max.
I can't go on anymore. It's too much.
Let's face it, we'll never find it.
We'll never find it. We'll never find it.
We'll never find it. We'll never find it.
Leo. Leo. See it? Smell it.
Touch it. Kiss it. Kiss it.
It's the mother lode.
What is it? You found a flop?
A flop.
That's putting it mildly.
This is a catastrophe.
A disaster certain to offend peoples of all races, creeds and religions.
A guaranteed-to-close-in-one-night beauty.
Well, let's see it.
Here.
"Springtime for Hitler...
...a gay romp with Eva and Adolf at Berchtesgaden. "

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