Uploaded on November 23, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip "I'm hysterical!" from The Producers (2005) with Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick

Hey, kid. Hey.
Look at this.
How can I help you?
What's wrong?
You're gonna jump on me.
What?
You're gonna jump on me.
I know you're gonna jump on me and squash me like a bug.
Oh, God.
Please, don't jump on me!
I'm not gonna jump on you! I'm not gonna jump on you!
Get ahold of yourself! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop! Calm down!
Don't touch me! Don't touch me.
What's the matter now?
I'm hysterical. I'm having hysterics.
I can't stop when I get like this. I can't stop. I'm hysterical.
I can see that. All right. All right, calm down.
I'm coming, I'm coming. Take it easy.
I'm wet!
I'm wet. I'm hysterical and I'm wet!
I'm in pain.
I'm in pain, I'm wet...
...and I'm still hysterical.
All right, all right. What can I do? You're getting me hysterical.
Move away, you frighten me.
You're too close.
I frighten you?
Yes, get over there and stop touching
Move over there! Sit down.
I'm sitting, I'm sitting.
You still look angry.
I'm sorry. How's this?
Who's my little accountant?

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