The Producers (2005): First Conversation


Uploaded on November 23, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip First conversation from The Producers (2005) with Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane

May I come out of the bathroom now, Mr. Bialystock?
Yeah, sure.
I'm terribly sorry I caught you...
... feeling up the old lady.
" Feeling up the old lady. "
Thank you, Mr. Tact.
May I take your coat?
Oh, thank you.
So you're an accountant, huh?
Yes, sir. I am, sir.
Then account for yourself!
Why are you looking up little old ladies' dresses? Bit of a pervert?
I know what you're thinking.
How dare you condemn me without knowing all the facts.
Mr. Bialystock, I wasn't condemn-
Shut up!
I'm having a rhetorical conversation.
Do you know who I used to be?
Well, yes. You're Max Bialystock...
... the king of Broadway.
No, I'm Max Bialy
That's right.
That's right.
And might I say, Mr. Bialystock-
And please don't take this the wrong way...
... but you're not just a dirty old man.
Thank you.
Oh, you're also a great Broadway producer.
And there's something about me you should know.
When I was a kid...
...I had the good fortune to be taken to Bialy-Hoos of '42.
Oh, Bialy-Hoos.
And I still have the ticket stub.
Oh, look at that.
And ever since, I've had a secret desire... be a Broadway producer.
A secret desire, huh?
Kid, can I give you some advice?
Yes, sir.
Keep it a secret. Do the books, please.
Top drawer, to the left.
Oh, my God.
Will you look at that.
That's it, baby! When you got it, flaunt it! Flaunt it!

The Producers (2005 Film), First Conversation, Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, AnyClip, Eileen Essell, Entertainment


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