Happy Gilmore (1996): Speech

The clip speech from Happy Gilmore (1996) with Adam Sandler, Carl Weathers

Stupid golf clubs. Why the hell am I doin' this?
Whoa. Must be Burt Reynolds or somethin'.
Good mornin'!
Son, isn't this great?
Blue skies, fresh-cut grass, birds chirpin'?
You gonna recite me a poem? Easy.
Geez, you love this golf stuff, huh?
Oh, yeah. Figure a guy your size, why don't you play a normal sport like football?
My mama wouldn't sign the permission slip; thought it might be too dangerous.
Oh, yeah. Good call.
Hey, who's that?
The shorter guy on the right? Doug Thompson.
He's the president of the Tour.
The other guy::Shooter McGavin, leadin'money-winner this year.
Hey, who's the girl?
Hi, I'm Virginia Venit,
Director of Public Relations for the Tour.
Of course. I've heard you've done some really interesting things here in public relations.
Really? Because I'm working on a cross-promotional thing--
Geez, ya know what would be great? If I'd get a Pepsi.
Sure.
Oh, uh, miss? Yeah.
Diet?
Right.
By the way, thanks for dressin' up.
Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those,
I'd have to kick my own ass.
Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the Waterbury Open.
Now before we tee off, I have a very special treat for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, Shooter McGavin.

Thank you. Thanks.

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