Wild Wild West (1999): Disguises

The clip Disguises from Wild Wild West (1999) with Will Smith, Kevin Kline

Gypsy queen... pirate...
How about this? Come as my manservant.
Why, yes'um, Master Gordon!
I swears I'd be delighted! I sing, I dance for you, sir.
I swears none of the white folks'll know I'd rather shoot myself...
...than play your damn manservant.
You must wear something. It's a costume party.
This is all I need to wear.
If you insist on a firearm, I have something...
...you'll find intriguing. I designed it to go...
...with this.
Jim West does not wear costumes.
Very well. What's your plan?
I was thinking I'd go as a government agent...
...who'll kill General Bloodbath McGrath.
An armed, Negro cowboy costume in a room full of white former slave owners.
You'll win first prize.
Listen, the art of disguise is what we need to get into the party...
...to find the kidnapped scientists...
...before they're forced to create something that'll destroy the U.S.
You and I have been handpicked by the President.
Our freedom is at stake, and this is our duty as men.
You go as a riverboat captain, and I'll be a saloon girl.
Let me tell you something about your art of disguise.
That night at Fat-Can's, it wasn't difficult to see you weren't a woman.
I was propositioned by three men.
You looked nasty.
Just butt-ugly.
I mean, your breasts were hard and stiff...
...and stuck out like a couple of rusty cannons on a sunken ship.
These breasts are a work of art.
Aesthetically and scientifically perfect.
They look like shit.

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