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The clip breaking into the Klump home Part 2 from Nutty Proffessor II The Klumps (2000)

Hey.
Well, hello there, stripper man.
Now, you know, lordered the special, and you supposed to be dressed as a fireman.
Stripperman? Oh, stripper
Oh, yes, stripperman.
Well, I, um
I decided not to do my fireman dance tonight,
because last time I did it, things got so heated up, kind of scorched my suit.
So I decided to do my cat burglar dance. And I slip through the back door...
and I'm kind of poking around, 'cause I'm a method stripper...
and I want to get the right frame of mind so I can give y'all some good stripping.
You know, work it for you.
You know, you look just like Ken Norton in Mandingo.
Oh, really? Oh, Ken Norton
Oh, Mandingo. Ken Norton. Really?
I guess this is the closest I'm gonna ever get to Ken Norton.
Well, thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you.
I wonder if you could give me a little private dance.
Oh, okay. You want a private
You wanna slow down?
Stop, stop, stop! I'm gonna need some space here.
You want a private dance. Okay, I can do that.
But first, um, I'm so thirsty. I got a craving for some
for some red fruit punch.
Red fruit punch? I ain't seen none in the house, boy.
But today I seen some out in the Frigidaire, out in the garage.
Oh, there may be some in the garage? Well, after I quench my thirst,
I'm gonna come give you a dance. Ow!
I'll be moving like this. You like that, don't you? Yeah, that's like Soul Train.
That's la vida loca. Make this face here like I'm tearing it up.
Oh, good Lord. Oh, my precious Lord. You like that?
Don't move now. I ain't going nowhere. I'll be right here for the Soul Train.
I'll be right back.
For the Soul Train!
I'll be right back.

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