The clip Open house at school from Problem Child 2 (1991) with Ivyann Schwan
Forget it, you have no credibility any more.
Let's see if we can get through this evening like a normal family,
without anything bizarre happening. OK?
Come here, look at the chart. I got 15 gold stars this semester.
Do you have anything nice to show me?
Sure, just the usual stuff.
There's my desk.
Here's my science project.
I'm innocentl I'm innocentl
There's my teacher, Mr Thorn.
Mom, this is Mr Thorn.
She's doing very well. Awfully good.
Attention, parents. Please take your seats for tonight's special programme,
Salute to Democracy.
Because you know it's, like, democracy and we're saluting it.
Sure is great to see all those parents out there tonight.
It sure is.
It's so sweet!
You can't do that to me!
What are you...?
Sorry about the delay, folks. We're experiencing technical difficulties.
Yeah, I had to scratch my balls.
Hey, I didn't know eagles had balls.
Yeah, I'm a bald eagle.
Did you know I could fart The Star-Spangled Banne?
Who are you?
Who the hell are you?
I can't leave you alone for 10 minutes. Why did you do this?