The clip After father son talk, the two arrive home to a surprise from Problem Child 2 (1991)
Why do you do these things to me?
I thought we moved here to start over. People told me you were a problem child.
I said they were wrong, I said you just needed a chance to succeed.
We don't have a normal life, especially me.
I can't go out on a date without something terrible happening.
Maybe you shouldn't go out.
Junior, just because I interact with another human being
doesn't mean that I love you any less.
Can't you see that?
Well, I suppose.
All right, that's a start.
We can build on that.
I'll make you a deal.
I promise you that I'll always be there for you.
But you've gotta promise to be good from now on.
OK, I promise.
That's a little too fast. Think about it.
It's not just an empty promise. This is a pact between you and me
to regain some of the trust we used to have, OK?
So what do you say? Are you gonna improve
so I can be right when I brag to my friends
and tell them I got the greatest kid that ever was?
I'll be better.
What happened to our house?
Dad, what have you done?
The credit for this miracle goes to one special lady.
I don't understand.
Is she a maid?
Yeah, made to order.
Benjamin, it's such a pleasure to have new blood moving into our town.
On behalf of everyone at Dumore Bank,
Dumore Pharmaceuticals and Dumore Strip Mining,
I just want to extend to you this little ol' welcome.
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