Land of the Lost (2009): Introduction in Classroom

The clip introduction in classroom from Land of the Lost (2009) with Will Ferrell

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed colleagues, I'll conclude with this.
Our very future depends on one thing.
Subatomic particles that move so incredibly fast,
they actually travel backwards in time.
Ask yourself, what if there was a device that could harness these tachyons?
We could open and travel through warps in time and space.
What's that? Not in our lifetime?
My friends, I've designed such a device.
I give to you the tachyon amplifier.
Genius in a box.
Only with this device, you don't travel forwards or backwards.
You travel sideways in time
to another dimension where past, present and future all meet.
And lights!
All right, any questions?
Oh! Great. Yes. You, right there, young man.
Yeah. If you shot a ton of pot at the sun,
would it burn up and get everybody high?
No. No, no.
Are there any real questions that pertain to science?
Do you take Cialis?
Why were you crying in the bathroom before this presentation?
How come it looks like you're about to cry now?
Do dinosaurs have boobs?
That's it. That's it. Everybody out of here.
Get out of here! Go play in the parking lot.
Go run around on the freeway, I don't care.
Okay, guys, let's get some sugar!
I have a question.
Did you ever try to make the tachyon amplifier?
Who are you?
Oh! I'm sorry. I'm Holly Cantrell.
I studied all your work at Cambridge.
I think you're brilliant.
Well, Holly from Cambridge who thinks I'm brilliant,
I started, but I didn't finish. So, no.
No, but you have to build it. I mean, it's the most incredible...
What are you eating?
It's a donut stuffed with M&M's.
That way when you finish the donut, you don't have to eat any M&M's.
But don't you see? You were absolutely right.
Everything...
Stop!
Chasing that theory got me laughed out of mainstream science and landed me here.

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