Land of the Lost (2009): Meeting Primates in Alter

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Holly, are you rolling?
Yeah.
That was a Viking ship!
And a Cessna!
Shut up! Just shut up!
Okay, currently in our party, me, Dr. Rick Marshall,
doctoral candidate Holly Cantrell,
and some trashy trailer park reject
who smells of malt liquor and feet.
I'm standing right here!
I was right. Okay?
Holly, right here.
Just as I predicted, we have been...
We have fallen through a time portal
from our Earth to another dimension where past, present and future
are all mashed up together.
How the hell did this happen?
My tachyon amplifier, that's how it happened!
You mean that shitty boom box pumping show tunes?
Yes, it worked.
Well, where the hell is it?
Okay, minor setback.
My tachyon amplifier, which undoubtedly will be the only
possible way for us to open a doorway home,
is nowhere to be seen.
What?
What the hell was that?
I have no idea, but let's go find out.
Advanced primates.
Yeah.
They've got the posture of an Australopithecine,
but the sagittal crest suggests that...
No, no, no, shut up!
I will not let you ruin this moment.
I've waited my entire life to see the mighty Bigfoot.
Hey, man, are you touching yourself?
Marshall, look!
Oh, my God.
Tool construction! Tool construction!
No, they're gonna kill him!
No!
Uh-oh!
Okay, you eggheads, you follow my lead.
I know just how to party with these guys.
You little monkey bastards!
Prepare to bow down and worship me!
For behold, ye troglodytes, I command the power of fire.
Will, that's not a good idea.
How do you like me now? You wanna disco dance with...
Ow! Son of a bitch!
Well done.

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