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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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  By metaops

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The clip dinner from Career Opportunities (1991)

Luther Betenhauser's boy is doing better.
What's wrong with him?
Fell off his grandfather's silo.
He's got brain damage.
He does not.
Hoover Fey says his tongue's gonna hang out his mouth the rest of his life.
And when he dies,
at the funeral they're gonna put a mask on him.
Do I have to listen to this while I'm eating?
Let's talk about something else.
Josie McClellan moved to New York.
She did not. I saw her today.
I don't know how you could.
I heard she got tired of taking care of her father,
and she told him to jump in a lake,
and left to get her M.B.A. In high-fashion design...
at the University of New York City.
I just saw her at the gas station in living color.
We had a cup of java together.
I'm gonna take Lou Selby's word over yours any day.
Lou Selby's a drunk.
For a guy who's just lost his umpteenth job,
you sure are handy with the tongue sword.
You got canned again?
Well, he didn't get canned.
He got fired.
That's gotta be a record.
Not only are you an obnoxious slug,
but you're a freeloading obnoxious slug.
You should talk.
In your mid-forties, still living at home.
I'm twenty-four, and I pay rent.
So do I.
You did pay rent.
Dad, you mean you're cutting my rent?
Hell, no!
You're not paying rent because you don't have a job or any money.
You're out of school and you live in this house, you pay rent.
# I wanna stay home #