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The clip midnight snack Part 7 from Career Opportunities (1991)

anytime I feel like mating.
You go out with someone.
You bring her home. You introduce her to...
Mom, Dad, Sis, Billy,
Wolfie the dog.
Cocktails in the rumpus room, and then do it on the bunk bed?
Let's analyze that remark.
I don't have a dog,
my brother's not named Billy,
and I don't even have a rumpus room.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Spit on me, make me feel lousy.
Jim?
You said something that wasn't true.
No.
No, I said that I can have sex when I want to, and I do.
However, I was looking forward...
to a nice, quiet evening of janitoring.
I don't think you see what I'm getting at.
I see what you're getting at.
I'm a lying monk with an Oedipus complex and an appetite for home cooking.
Don't forget, you're the indecisive shoplifter.
Yes! Exactly.
I would do anything to be in your shoes.
These are Darnell's shoes.
You have freedom, and you're not using it.