The clip caddying gig offered from King of the Hill (1993)
What the hell are you doing?
You know anything about golf, eh?
Sullivan got sent away to live with my uncle.
Least you got a brother to get sent.
Doesn't it cost a lot of money to play?
You're not gonna play, brain. You're gonna caddy.
I'm in good with the caddy master. First couple of times,
you gotta split your fee. It's still 50 cents to get you started.
I could use 50 cents.
Yep. You and all of Missouri.
You know any of the clubs?
I know the putter.
Stupendous. All right, easy.
You got your woods, driver, brassie, spoon, cleek.
You got irons: 1-iron, mid-iron, mid-mashie, mashie-iron,
spade mashie, mashie-niblick, pitching niblick, regular.
Give him whatever he asks for.
I'll make sure you go on a foursome. You won't have trouble.
I gotta go.
Where you going?
I gotta go put these back before Ben finds out.
How'd you get 'em out of the storeroom?