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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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  By metaops

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The clip product placement from Josie and the Pussycats (2001) with Alan Cumming, Parker Posey

Just think Christina Aguliera times three except one of them is incredibly tan...
or else T.L.C. with two white chicks...
or, um, Hole!
Wyatt, I get it without the stupid analogies.
Put them in the studio tomorrow. We'll talk later.
The feds are here with some foreigners. I've got to give them the tour.
You won't be disappointed.
I'd better not be.
We can't afford another Dujour disaster.
Welcome.
I'm sure you're wondering why Agent Kelly and the United States government...
would be so interested in what appears to be a record company.
Well, I'm about to show you why.
This... is what our operation really does.
Blue is the new orange.
This is where it starts- the fads, the fashions,
the product placement.
From this command center, we control the most influential demographic of the population.
We decide everything
from what clothes are in style to what slang is in vogue.
Feather tank tops, matching pants. Kind of a Buffy meets Chicken Run.
Feathers are the new rhinestones.
The new word for cool will be "jerkin'," as in,
"Dude, that's jerkin'." That's dirty.
This is the epicenter of all trends.
We turn your world into one giant TV commercial.
But how, you may ask, can our operation be so effective?
Sure these kids have brains like Play-Doh,just waiting to be molded into shape,
but something else must be going on, right?