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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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The clip The new Secretary of War from Duck Soup (1933) with Groucho Marx, Chico Marx

That's-a good, eh?
Peanuts!
Hey!
You wanna be a public nuisance?
Sure, how much does the job pay?
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Peanuts... to you!
Have you got a license?
License?
No, but-a my dog, he's gotta millions of 'em.
Believe me, he's some smart dog.
You know he went with Admiral Byrd to the Pole.
I'll bet the dog got to the pole first.
You win.
Come on up here. I wanna scare the cabinet.
Hello? Hello? No, no, he's not in.
All right, I tell him. Good-bye.
That was for you.
I'm sorry I'm not in. I want to have a long talk with you.
Now listen here. You give up that silly peanut stand
and I'll get you a soft government job.
Now let's see, how would you like a job in the Mint?
Mint? No, no. I no like-a mint.
What other flavor you got?
Hello? Hello? No, not yet.
All right, I tell him. Good-bye. Thank you.
That was for you again.
I wonder whatever became of me.
I should have been back here a long time ago.
Now listen here, I've got a swell job for you,
but first I have to ask you a couple of important questions.
Now, what is it that has four pair of pants,
lives in Philadelphia,
and it never rains but it pours?
That's a good one. I give you three guesses.
Now let me see, has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia...
Is it male or female?
No, I don't think so.