A Dozen Jokes [HD]
The clip Coffee's origin from The Bucket List (2007) with Jack Nicholson
...you don't mind my asking...
...what is that contraption you got over there?
It's a siphon. Makes coffee.
What else does it do?
What else does it have to do?
Did you know that coffee was originally discovered by a shepherd in Ethiopia?
You don't say.
Seems his goats were eating berries from an unfamiliar bush.
Before long, they were running and jumping all over...
...having a gay old time.
So the shepherd took some of the branches to the local monastery...
...where the abbots decided to roast them.
When the berries burned...
...the beans inside gave off such a pleasant aroma...
...they brewed them into a stew.
And over the next few hundred years, it spread to Arabia, Europe...
...even Sumatra, like that hooch you got over there.
It's called Kopi Luwak.
I know what it's called.
Never catch me drinking that shit.
Have you ever tried it?
No. I'm more of a instant-coffee man.
Here, here we are.
There you are.
You always had those freckles?
Far as I know.
The clip robbing-the-train from The Wild Bunch (1969) with William Holden, Robert Ryan. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Just do your work.
The clip general-mapache from The Wild Bunch (1969) with Emilio Fernández, William Holden. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Probably talking about us behind our backs. I'm down to about twenty in silver. he ought to have a lot to spare. He's just another bandit grabbing all he can for himself. Like some others I could mention. Not so as you'd know it, Mr. Bishop. We ain't nothing like him. We don't hang nobody. I hope someday these people here kick him... and the rest of the scum like him right into their graves. We will. If it takes forever!