Inglourious Basterds (2009): Get Us Into The Premiere

The clip Get Us Into The Premiere from Inglourious Basterds (2009) with Eli Roth, Diane Kruger

Fuck a duck!
What are you thinking?
I'm thinking getting a whack at planting old Uncle Adolf makes this horse a different color.
What is that supposed to mean?
It means you getting us in that premiere.
I'm probably going to end up losing this leg.
Bye-bye, acting career. Fun while it lasted.
How do you expect me to walk the red carpet?
Doggy doc's going to dig that slug out your gam.
He's going to wrap it up in a cast, and you got a good how-I-broke-my-leg- mountain-climbing story.
That's German, ain't it? You all like climbing mountains, don't you?
I don't. I like smoking, drinking and ordering in restaurants.
But I see your point.
We fill you up with morphine till it's coming out your ears and just limp your little ass up that rouge carpet.
I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language than English?
We both speak a little Italian.
With an atrocious accent, no doubt.
But that doesn't exactly kill us in the crib.
Germans don't have a good ear for Italian.
So you mumble Italian and brazen through it. Is that the plan?
That's about it.
That sounds good.
It sounds like shit. What else are we going to do? Go home?

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