Evan Almighty (2007): It Doesnt Work Part 3

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The clip it doesnt work Part 3 from Evan Almighty (2007) with Steve Carell, John Goodman

The Argentine lak...
The clip it doesnt work Part 3 from Evan Almighty (2007) with Steve Carell, John Goodman

The Argentine lake duck has a penis as long as its body.
Although you probably already know that. Or have heard it. Not experienced it.
You ever heard of the Arctic white wolf?
No, sir.
Top of the food chain.
It's fast, it's smart, can fend for itself, but it chooses not to.
It chooses to run with a pack.
And do you know why?
No.
The Arctic white wolf, Congressman, realizes
that it is stronger as part of a group.
Do you know what happens when one of these wolves decides to fend for itself?
The pack kills the loner for the greater good of the community.
Ouch, that hurts.
Are you familiar with Jim Jenkins, the junior congressman from Tennessee?
When I met Congressman Jenkins, he was fresh off the turnip truck,
but now he's sitting on his own committee.
Congressman Jenkins, Congressman Whitehall, Congressman Freeman,
they all have committee chairs because they all run with the pack.
Now, you have to come to a decision.
Are you gonna run with the pack or are you gonna lone wolf it?
I am a pack man, sir.
Good. I'm introducing the CINPLAN bill in 2 weeks. C-SPAN is covering it live.
I want your full support and nothing else.
Yes, sir.
Those fish are on you like bait on a hook.
Birds follow you.
Fish follow you.
Let's see if we can get some congressmen to follow you.
Let's get this bill passed, shall we, Congressman?
Yes, sir.
Hey, fleabag, out of the way.
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