Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004): Crazy Security Measures

The clip crazy security measures from Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

But I'm here to take somebody's order.
That's you, stretch. What would you like?
Right behind you.
I'm gonna order some ribs.
We all know you can't secure the homeland...
...on an empty stomach. And in order to remain secure...
...everyone needs to sacrifice.
Especially little Patrick Hamilton.
I'm sure each of us has our own airport-security horror story.
But here's my favorite.
The terrorist threat that was posed by his mommy's breast milk.
I thought if I put a little bit on my lips, that would be sufficient...
...because I'm tasting it. She looked at me, and I felt like...
...she was telling me, "Chug that." She goes, "You need to drink more."
And of a 4-ounce bottle, I wound up drinking...
...2 more ounces of breast milk...
...that then, because it's touched my lips, has to be tossed.
While homeland security was making sure breast milk...
...was kept off our planes...
...they were also doing everything possible to ensure no one...
...could light a firebomb onboard.
I can bring that on the plane?
Actually, yes, you're fine.
One too many books of matches.
You can have four books and two lighters.
When we already have the shoe-bomber...
...who would have blown up an airplane...
...if he had a butane lighter, according to the FBI...
...why would Transportation Security say it's okay...
...to take four books of matches and two lighters...
...as you board a plane? I'm guessing somebody put pressure on...
...to say, "When an airplane lands, people wanna light up...
...so don't take their lighters away."
Let me see if I got this straight.
Old guys in the gym, bad. Peace groups in Fresno, bad.
Breast milk, really bad.
Matches and lighters on the plane? Hey, no problem.
Was this really about our safety? Or was something else going on?

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