The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down (2006): Party Drugs Part 5

The clip party drugs Part 5 from The Boys & Girls Guide to Getting Down (2006)

I don't really feel so good.
Sometimes it's malicious.
And sometimes it's just playing stupid.
Oh!
Did I get any?
Blow in. Not out, bitch.
But a point to remember is that a fool and his baggie are soon separated.
Let's start over again.
Yeah, I love it. Why? You got some?
Yeah. Just follow me.
It's fun ducking into a bathroom or a storeroom for a toot,
but it's not always practical.
The advanced partier will often use a technique known as "the guest bindle"
to defend against moochers.
Hey, hey, you got a bump?
The guest bindle is a paper fold constructed thus.
Once constructed, a good rule of thumb
is to put a fifth of the amount you have in the guest bindle.
You must choose glossy magazine paper.
Not too flimsy or it will tear.
Other types of paper like photocopy or newspaper are unsuitable
because they are too porous.
On one side we use a bindle made from glossy magazine paper...
and on the other side a bindle made from regular photocopy paper.
Moisture is cocaine's mortal enemy.
As you can see, the coke in the photocopy paper is ruined.
The wet cocaine is not completely useless.
It can be dried by microwaving it in ten-second increments.
But use this technique only if absolutely necessary.
Any time cocaine gets near a microwave,
you're just a dab of baking soda away from becoming a crackhead.
The coke in the glossy bindle is safe and dry.
But we digress. Let's watch the guest bindle in action.
Peter hands off the guest bindle without trepidation.
He gets to look like a generous rock star...

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