The clip Darald's sex problems from Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) with Russell Brand, Jason Segel
Watching the sea roll by
Things have been great now...
'Cause we're in Hawaii
Hey, man. I'm Koonu.
Yeah. No, I remember. I'm Peter.
We took a surf lesson together.
Yeah, you're that guy...
that works with Kaiser Permanente.
No, I'm Peter.
We had a nice talk out on the water.
Okay, can I just say something?
I went on a date tonight with Rachel, right?
That wasn't a date.
She's in customer service, dude.
She took you out for charity.
It was a date, okay? Trust me.
I know a date, and that was a date.
I bet you think strippers like you, too.
That's really not necessary.
Don't waste your time, man.
Believe me, it is a nowhere road. I know.
Did you see her ex-boyfriend? He is ridiculous.
Who, Greg? I love Greg, man.
I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish.
Okay, that's just ridiculous.
That guy was me.
Dude, my homie over here, on his honeymoon?
Getting as much sex as he possibly can ever have.
Are you giving to her hard and rough, dude?
The wife wants me to do certain things...
that I find inappropriate.
Let me just say...
that if God was a city planner,
he would not put a playground next to a sewage system.
We're trying to fuck,
but we're not having fun fucking.
We're just, like...
I'm stabbing her private parts,
and it's not fun, and it causes anxiety.
And then when you're not fucking...
The clip speaking-to-the-students from Lean on Me (1989) with Morgan Freeman, Karen Malina White. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Next time it may be you. If you do no better than they did, next time itwillbe you. They said this school was dead like the cemetery it's built on, but we call our eastside teams ghosts, don't we? And what are ghosts? Ghosts are spirits that rise from the dead. I want you to be my ghosts. You are going to lead our resurrection by defying the expectation that all of us are doomed to failure. My motto is simple. If you do not succeed in life, i don't want you to blame your parents. I don't want you to blame the white man. I want you to blame yourselves. The responsibility is yours! In two weeks, we have a practice exam and the minimum basic skills test on april 13th. That's 110 school days from now, but it's not just about those test scores. If you do not have these basic skills, you will find yourselves locked out, locked out of that american dream that you see advertised on tv, that they tell you is so easy to get. You are here for one reason, one reason only- to learn to work for what you want. The alternative is to waste your time and to fall into the trap of crime, drugs, and death.
The clip plans-against-the-fire-chief from Lean on Me (1989) with Morgan Freeman, Beverly Todd. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Ms. Levias, is everyone here? Yes, sir. Let me have your attention. With the help of my ubiquitous, clandestine informants i have learned that the mayor has told the fire chief to catch me with chains on the doors. They want to prosecute me and get me out of here. The security guards are our first line of defense. If you see the fire chief, stop him at the gates. Call in code 10 on your walkie-talkies. We will repeat code 10 on the p.a. System. All teachers and guards have keys to the exit doors. When you hear code 10, proceed to your assigned door and remove the chains. Guards, resume your posts. Ms. Levias, take over. Tell those kids in my office to meet me here 7th period. How did it go? It's under control. I have the progress report on the reading program. I thought you'd like to hear it. I would like to hear it. I'd also like to hear the kids in my office, and mr. Rosenberg, and dr. Napier. I can't be 10 different places at the same time. Maybe my vice principal can do something without me for once. Mr. Clark. I'll help you 7th period. Excuse me.