The Dukes of Hazzard (2005): Uncle Jesse

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The clip Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) with Willie Nelson Daisy? Jesse L. Duke. Uncle Jesse...
The clip Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) with Willie Nelson Daisy? Jesse L. Duke. Uncle Jesse to you. Daisy. Now, Jesse's been two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea. Daisy? I'm in here. As far as he's concerned- Where are you? I'm in the shower. that's one place too many. Ready or not, here I come. How's it looking, good looking? Well, I fixed the vapor coils... ...but the boiler's still slow. You been running this around the clock? Them boys break more bottles than they deliver. Eight cases this month. Wonder where in the hell they are, anyway. It'll make you feel lots better. Light the son of a bitch. All right. I feel good. All right, y'all, knock off the grab-assing over there. What's going on, Uncle Jesse? Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going. " The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else. " Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra? No. He gets taller. Here's another one for you. How many Dukes does it take to screw up a moonshine delivery? Oh, yes, sorry about that, Uncle Jesse. We- Is that Rosco? Wonder what that fat sack of shit wants. Come on. We can skip the "Hi, how are you's. " I'm here on official police business.
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