American Pie 2 (2001): Stifler and Oz at Class

The clip Stifler and Oz at Class from American Pie 2 (2001) with Chris Klein, Seann William Scott

Hey, fuckface.
Mornin', dude.
Come on, Ozzy. It's show time.
Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather...
I wanna show you what you're missing.
See what they are today, dude. See what they are today.
Okay, here we go. Moment of truth.
There's little hearts on her panties!
Super.
There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look.
What the fuck, man? Come on!
I'm disappointed in you.
Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl.
One.
You're a disgrace to men everywhere.
Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year...
and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay?
You find a girl. You two become best friends.
You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other.
You laugh at the people who do count.
Here's a new idea for you.
I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
Okay, people, notebooks closed. Let's get this exam rolling.
Oh, shit! Do we got an exam today?
Are you kiddin' me?
Bullshit.

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