The clip Sex Education Part 2 from The Meaning of Life (1983) with John Cleese, Terry Jones
...what the purpose of foreplay is.
Don't know. Sorry, sir.
Was it taking your clothes off, sir?
And after that?
Putting them on a lower peg, sir.
The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate...
...so that the penis can penetrate more easily.
Could we open a window, sir?
Yes. Harris, will you?
And, of course, to cause the man's penis to erect and harden.
Now, did I do vaginal juices last week?
Pay attention, Wadsworth! I know it's Friday.
Watching the football?
Boy, move over there. I'm warning you.
I may decide to set an exam this term.
So just listen.
Now did I or did I not do vaginal juices?
Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Rubbing the clitoris, sir?
What's wrong with a kiss, boy?
Why not start her off with a nice kiss?
You don't have to leap straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.
Give her a kiss, boy.
Suck the nipple, sir?
Good, good. Well done, Wymer.
Stroking the thighs, sir?
Yes, yes. I suppose so.
Biting the neck.
Nibbling the ear lobe, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth.
So we have all these possibilities before we...
...stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
Now, all these forms of stimulation can now take place.
The clip having-a-plan from Love Actually (2003) with Bill Nighy, Liam Neeson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. You know I love Christmas, I always will My mind's made up, the way that I feel There's no beginning, there'll be no end Cos on Christmas you can depend Daniel. I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me. Well, girls love musicians, don't they? Uh-huh. Even the weird ones get girlfriends. That's right. Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl. Whatever. There's this big concert... at the end of term and Joanna's in it. I thought if I was in the band... and played superbly, she might fall in love with me. What do you think? I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar. Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. I don't play a musical instrument? Yes, sir. A tiny, insignificant detail. (Loud, repetitive snare hits)... (Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes I go out of my mind
The clip sarah-meets-with-her-brother from Love Actually (2003) with Emma Thompson, Emma Thompson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Have you been watching stuff on TV? Yeah. Every night. - Good. And every day. The nurses are trying to kill me. Nobody's trying to kill you, babe. Thank you. Don't do that, my darling. Thank you. Don't do that. (Dog barking in distance)