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The clip Sex Education Part 2 from The Meaning of Life (1983) with John Cleese, Terry Jones

...what the purpose of foreplay is.
Biggs.
Don't know. Sorry, sir.
Carter?
Was it taking your clothes off, sir?
And after that?
Putting them on a lower peg, sir.
The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate...
...so that the penis can penetrate more easily.
Could we open a window, sir?
Yes. Harris, will you?
And, of course, to cause the man's penis to erect and harden.
Now, did I do vaginal juices last week?
Pay attention, Wadsworth! I know it's Friday.
Watching the football?
Boy, move over there. I'm warning you.
I may decide to set an exam this term.
Oh, sir!
Sir!
So just listen.
Now did I or did I not do vaginal juices?
Yes, sir.
Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.
Rubbing the clitoris, sir?
What's wrong with a kiss, boy?
Why not start her off with a nice kiss?
You don't have to leap straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.
Give her a kiss, boy.
Suck the nipple, sir?
Good, good. Well done, Wymer.
Stroking the thighs, sir?
Yes, yes. I suppose so.
Biting the neck.
Yes, good.
Nibbling the ear lobe, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth.
So we have all these possibilities before we...
...stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
Now, all these forms of stimulation can now take place.