The Meaning of Life (1983): Sex Education

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The clip Sex Education from The Meaning of Life (1983) with John Cleese, Graham Chapman

"Don't fricassee or roast us
"Or boil us in a vat
"And please don't stick thy servants, Lord
"In a rotissomat"
He's coming!
All right, settle down, settle down.
Before I begin the lesson, will those of you...
...playing in the match this afternoon move your clothes down...
...onto the lower peg immediately after lunch...
...before you write home, if you're not getting a haircut...
...unless you have a brother going out this weekend as the guest of another boy...
...then collect his note before lunch, put it in your letter after your haircut.
Make sure he moves your clothes onto the lower peg for you.
Sir?
Yes, Wymer?
My brother's going out with Dibble this weekend...
...but I'm not having my hair cut, so do I move-
I do wish you'd listen, Wymer. It's perfectly simple.
If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes.
You simply collect his note before lunch, after you've done your scripture prep...
...when you've written your letter home before rest...
...move your clothes onto the lower peg, greet the visitors...
...and report to Mr. Viney that you've had your chit signed.
Now, sex.
Sex, sex, sex. Where were we?
Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?
No, sir.
No, sir.
Well, had I done foreplay?
Yes, sir.
As we all know all about foreplay, no doubt you can tell me...

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