The clip The Machine That Goes 'Ping!' Part 3 from The Meaning of Life (1983)
Thank you, thank you. We try to do our best. Well, do carry on.
The vulva's dilating, doctor.
Yes, there's the head.
Yes, four centimeters, five, six centimeters.
Amplify the ping machine.
Eyes down for a full house!
Here it comes.
And frighten it.
And the rough towels!
Show it to the mother.
Right. Sedate her.
Number the child.
Measure it, blood-type it and isolate it.
Okay, show's over.
Is it a boy or a girl?
I think it's a little early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?
A word of advice.
You may find you suffer for some time a totally irrational feeling of depression...
...P.N.D., as we doctors call it.
So, it's lots of happy pills for you...
...and you can find out about the birth when you get home.
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