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The clip Every Sperm is sacred from The Meaning of Life (1983)

Bloody hell.
Get it, would you, Deidre?
All right, Mum.
Now whose teatime is it?
Mine!
Come on. Out you go.
Now, Vincent, Tessa, Valerie, Janine, Martha, Andrew, Thomas...
...Walter, Pat, Linda, Michael, Evadne, Alice, Dominique and Sasha...
...it's your bedtime.
Now don't argue!
Laura, Alfred, Nigel, Annie, Simon and-
Wait. I've got something to tell the whole family.
Quick. Go and get the others in, Gordon.
The mill's closed. There's no more work.
We're destitute.
Come in, my little loves.
I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
No, no, that's the way it is, my loves.
Blame the Catholic Church for not letting me wear a little rubber thing.
They've done some wonderful things in their time.
They've preserved the might and majesty, even mystery of the Church of Rome...
...and the sanctity of the Sacrament, the indivisible oneness of the Trinity...
...but if they'd let me wear a little rubber thing on the end of my cock...
...we wouldn't be in the mess we are now.
Couldn't Mummy have worn some sort of pessary?
Not if we're going to remain members of the fastest-growing religion in the world.
He's right.
You see, we believe...
Let me put it like this.
"There are Jews in the world
"There are Buddhists
"There are Hindus and Mormons and then

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