Ted (2012): John-meets-norah

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The clip john-meets-norah from Ted (2012) with Mark Wahlberg, Mark Wahlberg. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.

Play Chopsticks, you jazzy slut.
Teddy!
How are you?
How are you doing, you fuzzy little asshole?
Well, I'm not a hot, half-Muslim chick
who sold 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.
Half-indian, but thanks.
Yeah, whatever. Thanks for 9/11.
Listen, I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right?
John Bennett, Norah Jones.
Hi, Norah Jones.
Hey, there, sweaty.
You ready to bring down the house?
Yes, ma'am. Thank you for the opportunity, Miss...
Ma'am Jones. Thank you.
Jesus, you look fantastic.
Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.
Yeah, I know, right?
Me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house
and we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coatroom.
Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.
You know, I have written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.
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