Meet the Parents (2000): Improvised Polygraph

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The clip Improvised polygraph from Meet the Parents (2000) with Robert De Niro, Bernie Sheredy

Hey! You ca...
The clip Improvised polygraph from Meet the Parents (2000) with Robert De Niro, Bernie Sheredy

Hey! You can't leave your vehicle unattended!
So tow it.
You threatened that stewardess.
I was just trying to get my bag into the overhead storage thing!
You threatened her with a bomb!
I said I didn't have a bomb!
You said bomb.
I said I didn't have a bomb.
You said bomb on an airplane
What's wrong with that?
You can't say "bomb" on airplanes.
Bomb, bomb, bomb. Bomb, bomb, bomb-bomb.
Bomb bo-bo-bomb bo-bom-bom-bo-bomb!!
Arrest me!
Assaulting an...
What if I was a bombardier?
Norm.
Take five. We got a specialist.
Bye, Norm.
0h, shit. How'd you get here?
I'm everywhere, Focker.
I didn't do anything, Jack.
Yeah, I know.
Then tell these guys that I'm not a terrorist.
I'm not telling anyone anything until you answer some questions.
Unless you wanna go to prison, you better tell me the truth.
No more lies, understand? No more lies.
Did you do this?
Answer the question.
Did you get me taken off the plane?
Put your hands over there.
You're sick, you know that?
Is your name Gaylord Focker? Yes or no.
Yes.
Are you a male nurse?
Yes.
Are you a pot head?
No.
Have you ever smoked pot?
Yes.
Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. Jinx?
Yes.
Because you were seeking my approval?
Yes.
Because you love Pam?
Yes.
Do you want to marry her?
Do you want to marry her?
I did.
Till I met you.
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