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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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The clip The German Doctor from Funny People (2009) with Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen

Please put away the video game. Don't do that. Don't be rude.
I'm sorry.
Fucking playing Centipede?
What the fuck were you playing?
Just a driving game.
Hello, Mr. Simmons.
Hey, yeah, Doctor, good to see you.
How are you? I brought my friend.
This is my... Well, my lover, my life partner, my everything.
How are you? What's going on? How we doing?
Well, your immune system is in the middle of a very serious battle.
The medicine is trying to combat the disease,
but in the process it destroys healthy tissue
and disrupts healthy functioning of your organs
and multiple lymphatic systems,
so you're getting attacked on two levels.
And we hope the disease is vanquished
before it and the medicine does damage which cannot be contained.
Okay.
Your accent is very thick.
You ever notice your accent
makes things sound worse than they... Than they actually are?
You could give good news, and I'd still be like,
"What happened? Am I still dying?"
I'm just trying to help you.
I know you sound like a regular Joe where you come from,
but here I keep thinking you're gonna be torturing James Bond later.
I'm sure your sense of humor will serve you well in this situation.
There he goes again. All so terrifying because it came out of your mouth.
You are a very funny man.
Are you mad that you died at the end of Die Hard?
I don't understand the reference.
He kind of looks like those two guys in the second Matrix movie.
I assure you I was not in The Matrix.
Why did you eat Bj?rn Borg? What did he do to you?
If you have no other questions, I do have other patients.