The clip George Meets Friends from Funny People (2009) with Adam Sandler
Should I get you ice chips or something?
No, I'm good.
You never had any kids, huh?
No. No. We didn't get to that.
I have three.
Three kids to carry on the Dick legacy.
How the hell did you have any kids with all the penises you've blown?
I sucked my own dick and spit it into their vagina.
I mean, knowing that. Most people just go through life asleep anyways.
Some of those people don't even wake up until they get, you know,
the Dr. Death call, you know.
"This is Dr. Death! You're going to die."
"Don't be afraid, George.
"It's just Death calling. Cheer up, motherfucker!"
Yeah. Fuck negativity.
Fuck it in the ass with a Chinese monkey!
I wish I wasn't so fucking angry with you right now.
Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I wasn't a good brother.
You were a terrible brother.
You just left us and you didn't care.
You didn't give a shit about us.
You don't even give a... You moved to Kansas.
Am I supposed to visit you in Kansas?
I thought that's why you moved there, so you didn't get visitors.
You're so fucking selfish.
You've only seen my son, like, three times.
I send him fucking DVDs all the time.
He doesn't want your DVDs.
He wants you to be a part of his life.
He wants to be a part of yours.
Wow. This has been great.
I want to call Dad now and just have more family time.
What did we ever do to you? I'm not Dad.
You are right.
You're very, very nice, and I'm sorry I don't know your son.
I'm sorry I don't know you anymore.
I'm glad you don't know me.
I wish I did.
You'd be let down, believe me.